Jokes About Wives - Page 9 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

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A truthful woman won't lie about anything except her age, weight, and her husband's salary.

I have antique furniture and a wife to match.

My friend lost over 120 pounds in one week — his wife left him!

'I'm a well-known antiques collector.'
'I know. I've seen your wife.'

'Say, honey, are we eating out tonight?
I don't smell anything burning.'

Jack: Why do you call your wife Treasure?
Billy: Because people keep asking me where I dug her up.

My wife has a highly developed sense of rumor.

I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately.

What do wives and police cars have in common?
They both make lots of noise to let you know when you've done something wrong.

Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen I have to eat it.

Wife: Shall I give that tramp one of these cakes that I just baked?
Husband: Why, what harm has he ever done us?

When we were first married my wife had a million dollar figure. The trouble is, inflation soon set in.

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