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She never wears any lipstick. She can't keep her mouth still long enough to put it on.
She talks so much I get hoarse listening to her.
She was having the time of her life till her husband found out.
She will serve a meal that will warm your heart. It will give you heartburn.
Sleeping with a smile on your face is a surefire way to drive your wife crazy.
The man who has no secrets from his wife either has no secrets or no wife.
My wife only listens to what I say when I'm asleep.
My wife is the only woman who can make me wish to be single again.
We live a quiet home life. I don't speak to her, and she doesn't speak to me.
We're inseparable. In fact, it takes six people to pull us apart.
What's the first thing your wife does when she gets up in the morning?' 'She sharpens her tongue.'
When my wife sings, I always stand outside on the porch. I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating her.