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My wife is so happy that I'm not perfect. She loves to nag.
My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world, and that's not just my opinion — it's hers.
My wife keeps reminding me that her allowance isn't as big as her alimony would be.
My wife must be home. The phone is still warm.
My wife served turkey, and everybody was tickled. She forgot to take off the feathers.
My wife spends all day in the kitchen. She doesn't do any cooking, but that's where the phone is.
My wife's hats will never go out of style. They will always look silly.
My wife's hobby is making things — like mountains out of molehills.
She always flirts with the butcher. Playing for bigger steaks.
She dresses to kill and cooks the same way.
She found a new way to save money: she uses mine!
She is wearing one of those hats that looks like there was no mirror in the hat shop.