Jokes About Wives - Page 5 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

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I would have liked to take my wife along on our honeymoon, but she had to go to work the next day.

I'd like to buy flowers for the woman I love, but my wife won't let me.

I'll never forget our wedding. I've tried to, but my wife won't let me.

I'll never forget the day I first met my wife, although Heaven knows I've tried.

I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook, but my doctor advised me to eat out more often.

I've got four invitations to have dinner out, and they are all from my wife.

If your wife laughs at your jokes, you either have a good joke or a good wife.

My TV set gives me great pleasure. It keeps my wife quiet all evening.

My wife and I have a joint account. I deposit, and she draws it.

My wife brings more bills into the house than a Congressman.

My wife does bird imitations. She always watches me like a hawk.

My wife is so emotional that she cries when a traffic light is against her.

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