'What makes you think your husband is getting tired of you?'
'He hasn't been home for seven years.'
'Who introduced you to your wife?'
'We just met. I can't blame anyone,'
Do married women make the best wives?
He usually takes his wife to a nightclub. By the time she gets dressed, it's the only place still open.
Her family is very exclusive. They didn't come over on the Mayflower — they had their own boat.
I asked her what we were having for dinner. She said her family.
I didn't bring my wife along. It was a pleasure trip.
I don't have to tell my wife anything. My neighbors do it for me.
I had terrible luck. My best friend ran away without my wife.
I know when Father's Day is coming. My wife borrows all my credit cards.
The travel bureau was where I first met my wife. Her search for a getaway was unsuccessful, and she turned to me as her last resort.
I was trying to get a new car for my wife, but nobody would swap.