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Son: Dad, does bigamy mean that a man has one wife too many?
Dad: Not necessarily, son. A man can have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist.
Dad: Not necessarily, son. A man can have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist.
I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her or something like that.
John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
'My wife doesn't know what she wants.'
'You're lucky. My wife does.'
'You're lucky. My wife does.'
'My wife ran away while I was taking a bath.'
'I'll bet she waited years for the opportunity.'
'I'll bet she waited years for the opportunity.'
'My wife took everything and left me.'
'You're lucky. Mine didn't leave.'
'You're lucky. Mine didn't leave.'
'Was that your wife who let me in?'
'Who else? Would I hire a maid that plain?'
'Who else? Would I hire a maid that plain?'