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Jokes about Wives - Page 2
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My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
An extremely jealous wife gave her husband a careful inspection every evening when he arrived home. Even the smallest hair found on his jacket would lead to violent
recriminations. One night, after finding nothing at all, she burst into tears and exclaimed, "Even bald women now!"
Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Submitted by: Sandy
Bob: I don't know what to do about my wife.
Fred: What's wrong with her?
Bob: It's her memory.
Fred: You mean she can't remember anything?
Bob: No, she remembers everything.
Fred: What's wrong with her?
Bob: It's her memory.
Fred: You mean she can't remember anything?
Bob: No, she remembers everything.
The kindest thing I can say about my wife
is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
Father Christmas
When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.
Stacks of them.
Flies
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Zombies
Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
Because they are dead on their feet.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste last time I will visit you.
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste last time I will visit you.
Fish
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
The scales.