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Jokes about Wives - Page 2
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Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
An extremely jealous wife gave her husband a careful inspection every evening when he arrived home. Even the smallest hair found on his jacket would lead to violent
recriminations. One night, after finding nothing at all, she burst into tears and exclaimed, "Even bald women now!"
Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Submitted by: Sandy
Bob: I don't know what to do about my wife.
Fred: What's wrong with her?
Bob: It's her memory.
Fred: You mean she can't remember anything?
Bob: No, she remembers everything.
Fred: What's wrong with her?
Bob: It's her memory.
Fred: You mean she can't remember anything?
Bob: No, she remembers everything.
The kindest thing I can say about my wife
is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Birds
What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
A bird of prey.
What is large, grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
The elephantom of the opera.
Hey everyone, I just saw a brand new Broadway show based on the
dictionary ---------------- it was a play on words.
Thunder
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
Christmas
Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
"This is the City Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em You stab 'em, we slab 'em!"