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Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
An extremely jealous wife gave her husband a careful inspection every evening when he arrived home. Even the smallest hair found on his jacket would lead to violent
recriminations. One night, after finding nothing at all, she burst into tears and exclaimed, "Even bald women now!"
Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Submitted by: Sandy
Bob: I don't know what to do about my wife.
Fred: What's wrong with her?
Bob: It's her memory.
Fred: You mean she can't remember anything?
Bob: No, she remembers everything.
Fred: What's wrong with her?
Bob: It's her memory.
Fred: You mean she can't remember anything?
Bob: No, she remembers everything.
The kindest thing I can say about my wife
is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
A Monkey
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
A chimp off the old block.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
Cheese
What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Edam.
The Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Ghosts
Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
It was the ghostguard.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin round to see you.
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin round to see you.