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Jokes about Wives - Page 2
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My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
An extremely jealous wife gave her husband a careful inspection every evening when he arrived home. Even the smallest hair found on his jacket would lead to violent
recriminations. One night, after finding nothing at all, she burst into tears and exclaimed, "Even bald women now!"
Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Submitted by: Sandy
Bob: I don't know what to do about my wife.
Fred: What's wrong with her?
Bob: It's her memory.
Fred: You mean she can't remember anything?
Bob: No, she remembers everything.
Fred: What's wrong with her?
Bob: It's her memory.
Fred: You mean she can't remember anything?
Bob: No, she remembers everything.
The kindest thing I can say about my wife
is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
Lawyers
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
The lawyer charges more.
Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
Artist
What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
A brush with the law.
Birds
What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
A crane.
Doctors
My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'