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A wife is like computer ... after you marry her you find out that:
1) it costs much more than you thought.
2) she is not doing what you thought she would.
3) after a period of time, it is impossible do without her.
4) after you have got used to her and found out that you can't do without her, you realize that one is not enough ...
1) it costs much more than you thought.
2) she is not doing what you thought she would.
3) after a period of time, it is impossible do without her.
4) after you have got used to her and found out that you can't do without her, you realize that one is not enough ...
When a man gets married how many wives does he have?
Sixteen.
Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.
Sixteen.
Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.
My wife is a perfect angel, she's always harping on about something or other.
My wife's a terrific housekeeper. I dirty a plate, she washes it immediately. I'm ready to drop a cigar ash on the floor, she has it picked up before it even drops. The other night, I got up at three a.m. to get a glass of juice. When I came back, the bed already had been made.
Get a new car for your wife - it'll be a great trade!
Bill came home from the office beaming with pride. "I've been promoted," he announced. "They've made me an expediter."
"What's on earth is an expediter?" asked his wife.
"Well, it's hard to explain exactly what the job entails, but if you did what I'm supposed to do, it would be called nagging."
"What's on earth is an expediter?" asked his wife.
"Well, it's hard to explain exactly what the job entails, but if you did what I'm supposed to do, it would be called nagging."
I am in total control in our house, but don't tell my wife.