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Why does a Halloween witch ride on her broom?
So that she can sweep the sky.
So that she can sweep the sky.
Where do witches' frogs sit?
On toadstools.
On toadstools.
What do you call a nervous sorceress?
A twitch.
A twitch.
Did you hear about the good weather witch?
She is always forecasting sunny spells!
She is always forecasting sunny spells!
Do witches use Spell-checkers?
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Insults
He is a mental tourist - his mind wanders.Birds
My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'I said, 'A headbanger.
How Do?
How do you catch the attention of a surfer?Wave.
What Do You Call?
What do you call a snake that works on a building site?A boa constructor.
Football
Why did the football coach need to go to the bank?To get his quarterback.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno what time it is?
Rabbits
What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?Hot cross bunnies.
Intelligence Tests
How can you drop an egg six feet without it breaking?By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.