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Jokes About Weddings - 19 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about brides and weddings. Whether you're a bride-to-be, a proud parent, or just a guest looking for a good laugh, we guarantee there's something here to make you laugh. There are 19 jokes in this category.
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A girl dressed in a white wedding gown rushed toward the first tee, confronting a guy ready to tee off. The golfer turned toward her angrily and said, 'I told you--if it rains!'
I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers
People seldom think alike - until it comes to buying wedding gifts.
When I said, 'I do,' her mother said, 'You'd better!'
'Are you a friend of the groom?'
'Indeed, no. I'm the bride's mother.'
'Indeed, no. I'm the bride's mother.'
'Have I told you about my daughter's wedding?'
'No, and I appreciate it.'
'No, and I appreciate it.'
'Have you kissed the bride?'
'No, not lately.'
'No, not lately.'
'Here is a picture of my bride.'
'She must be very wealthy.'
'She must be very wealthy.'
'I will only marry a girl who can take a joke.'
'What other kind could you get?'
'What other kind could you get?'
A wedding usually means showers for the bride and curtains for the groom.
Did you hear about the bride who was so ugly everybody kissed the bridesmaid?
The most expensive piece of jewelry is the wedding ring. It's already cost me $200 a month alimony.