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Jokes About Weddings - Page 2 - With 7 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about brides and weddings. Whether you're a bride-to-be, a proud parent, or just a guest looking for a good laugh, we guarantee there's something here to make you laugh.
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The wedding cake is the only cake which, once eaten, can give you indigestion for the rest of your life.
There are two kinds of women: the kind you dream about and the kind you marry.
Have you noticed that at a wedding the bride always looks stunning and the bridegroom always looks stunned?
What do a horse and a wedding have in common?
They both need a groom.
They both need a groom.
With her marriage the bride got a new name and a dress.
A disconsolate father sat watching as his daughter tried on one wedding dress after another, each one more expensive than the last. "I don't mind giving her away." he muttered to his wife. "But do I have to
gift wrap her as well?"
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed all in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing a black suit?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing a black suit?"