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Here are some jokes about vampires. We hope they are not a pain in the neck.
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What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
Stakehouses!
Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
He can't. It's in his blood.
What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
A plasma.
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
Do you do home deliveries?
Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
Because he was always coffin.
Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
Snackula.
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
'Fangs for the memory.'
What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
A bloodmobile.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
It's a real pain in the neck.
What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
Bat-minton.
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
He said it was in his blood.