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What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
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