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Jokes About Vacations - 28 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories that are centered around the theme of holidays and vacations. These jokes and stories have been selected to cater to a wide range of audiences, and they cover a variety of topics such as funny travel experiences, hilarious family vacations, and comical holiday traditions. We hope that our selection will help you unwind and bring a smile to your face! There are 28 jokes in this category.
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Our vacation was great. My wife did all the driving; all I did was sit behind the wheel and steer.
The ideal vacation is one where you're away long enough for the boss to miss you, but not so long that he has time to figure out that he can do without you.
Vacations are no problem for me. My boss decides when I go, and my wife decides where.
A holidaymaker was complaining to his landlady about his room. 'Look. This wall's so thin you can almost see through it.'
'That's not a wall,' she replied, 'it's the window.'
'That's not a wall,' she replied, 'it's the window.'
'Excuse me,' said the guest, 'but this steak is so tough I can't cut it. Take it away and bring me another.'
'I can't take it away,' said the landlady. 'You've bent it.'
'I can't take it away,' said the landlady. 'You've bent it.'
I went on vacation last week. What a week it was! It only rained twice—once for three days and once for four.
There are always fortune-tellers at the seaside. Two of them met on the front at Frinton one sunny summer day. 'Lovely weather,' said the first fortune-teller. 'Yes,' said the second. 'It reminds me of the summer of 2030.'
A man arrived at his holiday guesthouse and met the landlady. ' Can you sing? ' she snapped. ' No, ' he replied. ' Well, you'd better learn quickly. There's no lock on the bathroom door.'
The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
From the deck of a cruise liner, the passengers can see a very small, deserted island with only one palm tree. On the island, beside the tree, is a man wearing only a pair of tattered trousers. He is jumping up and down, shouting and waving his arms.
'Who's that?' a passenger asks the captain.
The captain replies, 'I have no idea. But he waves to us every year when we pass this little island.'
'Who's that?' a passenger asks the captain.
The captain replies, 'I have no idea. But he waves to us every year when we pass this little island.'
Man to travel agent: 'Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation.'
Agent: 'Sorry, sir, but the moon is full.'
Agent: 'Sorry, sir, but the moon is full.'
What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
Two seasick tourists.