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Jokes About Vacations - Page 3 - With 4 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about holidays and vacations.
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The seaside resort we visited last summer for our vacation was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
I just flew back from my vacation in Spain.
I bet your arms are tired.
I bet your arms are tired.
A man goes into a travel agents and says that he wants to book a vacation in China. "Peking?" asked the travel agent.
"No, I want to have a good look around."
"No, I want to have a good look around."
She talks so much that when she goes on vacation to Spain, she has to put suntan lotion on her tongue.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Psychiatrists
The world will beat a psychopath to your door if you become a great psychiatrist.Old Age
Old skiers never die, they just go downhill fast.Ghosts
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?You use a spirit level.
Golf
What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?A poor golfer.
Men
When does a man think about having a candlelight dinner with his wife?When there is a power failure.
What Did?
What did the wallpaper say to the wall?I've got you covered.
Office
I have a very responsible job. In the office where I work, whenever a mistake is made, my boss tells his boss that I'm responsible for it.