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Jokes About Vacations - Page 3 - With 4 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about holidays and vacations.
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The seaside resort we visited last summer for our vacation was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
I just flew back from my vacation in Spain.
I bet your arms are tired.
I bet your arms are tired.
A man goes into a travel agents and says that he wants to book a vacation in China. "Peking?" asked the travel agent.
"No, I want to have a good look around."
"No, I want to have a good look around."
She talks so much that when she goes on vacation to Spain, she has to put suntan lotion on her tongue.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the two men who were caught stealing a calendar.The judge gave them six months each!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock. Who's there?Brad.
Brad who?
Brad news I'm afraid.
Monsters
Frankenstein was lonely until he learned how to make new friends.For Children
Who was the first underwater spy?James Pond.
Judges
Judge: 'Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?Prisoner: 'Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end...'
Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the author who changed his name to Parker because he wanted a pen name?Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?The thieves made off with the lute.
Boyfriends
Jane: My boyfriend's name should be Puzzle.Julie: Why?
Jane: Sometimes I just can't figure him out.