Restaurants Food
Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!Witches
What is the most important program on a witches computer?
A spell-checker.Weddings
The wedding cake is the only cake which, once eaten, can give you indigestion for the rest of your life. Cannibals
When the cannibal girl reached the age of twenty-one her mother told her - "I think it's time you found yourself a nice edible young bachelor."Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel. Birthdays
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it's been sliced.Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway. Psychiatrists
One psychiatrist meets another on the street. He says, 'You're fine, how am I?'.