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Jokes About Teachers - Page 2 - With 10 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Prepare to be entertained, and possibly get a new appreciation for the unpredictable but amusing world of teachers. Whether you are a student, parent, or teacher, these jokes will make you laugh.
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Art Teacher: 'Brian, what color would you paint the sun and the wind?'
Brian: 'The sun rose, and the wind blue.'
Brian: 'The sun rose, and the wind blue.'
Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
William: The Juve-Niles?
And what's your last name?' the school teacher asked the new boy.
'Butter.'
'I hope your first name's not Roland,' smirked the teacher.
'No, ma'am. It's Brendan.'
'Butter.'
'I hope your first name's not Roland,' smirked the teacher.
'No, ma'am. It's Brendan.'
Teacher: Can anyone tell me a bird that doesn't build its own nest?
Billy: A cuckoo.
Teacher: That's correct, billy. How did you know that?
Billy: That's easy; everyone knows that cuckoos live in clocks.
Billy: A cuckoo.
Teacher: That's correct, billy. How did you know that?
Billy: That's easy; everyone knows that cuckoos live in clocks.
Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
Because she had such a bright class.
Teacher: Take this sentence: 'I don't have no fun at the weekend.' How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
Looney-versity.
Father: Johnnie, I have a letter from your teacher saying that he finds it impossible to teach you anything.
Johnnie: See, I told you he was no good.
Johnnie: See, I told you he was no good.
What do you call a person who keeps talking even though no one is listening?
A teacher.
A teacher.