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Jokes About Teachers
Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Jokes About Teachers
Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
Jokes About Teachers
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
Jokes About Teachers
Pupil: "Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam paper."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give."
Jokes About Teachers
Teacher: "Late again. What's the excuse this time?"
Pupil: "Sorry, Sir. There was a notice on the bus saying Dogs must be carried, and I couldn't find one anywhere."
Jokes About Teachers
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories


What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.


Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?


What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.


What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!


What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.

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