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Jokes About Teachers - Page 2
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Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
She couldn't control her pupils!
Pupil: "Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam paper."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give."
Teacher: "Late again. What's the excuse this time?"
Pupil: "Sorry, Sir. There was a notice on the bus saying Dogs must be carried, and I couldn't find one anywhere."
Pupil: "Sorry, Sir. There was a notice on the bus saying Dogs must be carried, and I couldn't find one anywhere."
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Waiters
How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
Police
Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vault.
Vault who?
Vaultsing Matilda.
Who's there?
Vault.
Vault who?
Vaultsing Matilda.
USA
Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
Because he is still alive.
Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.