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Jokes About Teachers
Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Jokes About Teachers
Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
Jokes About Teachers
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
Jokes About Teachers
Pupil: "Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam paper."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give."
Jokes About Teachers
Teacher: "Late again. What's the excuse this time?"
Pupil: "Sorry, Sir. There was a notice on the bus saying Dogs must be carried, and I couldn't find one anywhere."
Jokes About Teachers
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Waiters

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.

Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vault.
Vault who?
Vaultsing Matilda.

USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.

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