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Jokes About Teachers - Page 2
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Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
She couldn't control her pupils!
Pupil: "Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam paper."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give."
Teacher: "Late again. What's the excuse this time?"
Pupil: "Sorry, Sir. There was a notice on the bus saying Dogs must be carried, and I couldn't find one anywhere."
Pupil: "Sorry, Sir. There was a notice on the bus saying Dogs must be carried, and I couldn't find one anywhere."
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Television
What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
A wide-scream TV.
Rabbits
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
He was a millionhare.
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Cows
What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
A lawn mooer.
Ticks
What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
Luna ticks!
Criminals
What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
They haunt criminals.