Jokes About Sports - Page 3 - With 11 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about sports.

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Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.

He promised me my horse would walk it; too bad the other horses were running.

The horse I bet on came in so late, he had to tiptoe into the barn not to wake the other horses.

This horse was so slow he was arrested for loitering.

If you don't hear a pin drop, then something is wrong with your bowling.

A sensational new shortstop was being interviewed by the press. The trouble was, the guy spoke so quietly no one could hear him. One of them finally asked the coach, "What's the matter with him?"
"Nothing at all," replied the coach. "That's just the way the rookie mumbles."

He was such a useless boxer that they called him Rembrandt - because he was always on the canvas.

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