Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday. Why Was?
Why was the art dealer unable to pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.For Children
Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark. Computers
Real Users never use the Help key.Answering Machine Message
(To the tune of 'Heartbreak Hotel')
I just left home baby
I'll be out fer a spell
and if you don't leave a message baby
you can go toInsults
'I read your new book. Who wrote it for you?'
'Who read it to you?' What Do You Call?
What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.