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Jokes About Soccer
A famous footballer went to Heaven and was met by St Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Who are you?' asked the saint.
'What did you do on earth?'
'I was a footballer.'
'Oh, and where are your boots?'
'I left them on earth.'
'Well, hurry back and get them - we're playing a match against Hell tonight.'
Jokes About Soccer
What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.

Snow

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!

Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.

Caution

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!

Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!

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