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Jokes About Soccer
A famous footballer went to Heaven and was met by St Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Who are you?' asked the saint.
'What did you do on earth?'
'I was a footballer.'
'Oh, and where are your boots?'
'I left them on earth.'
'Well, hurry back and get them - we're playing a match against Hell tonight.'
Jokes About Soccer
What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue guessed yet?

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.

Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theo.
Theo who?
The Odeon is showing a good film tonight.

Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

Jack: Dack says he's related to you, and he can prove it.
Mack: Dack's a fool.
Jack: Well, yes, but that could be a coincidence.

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