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Jokes About Skeletons
What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Jokes About Skeletons
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Yesterday

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.

Reality

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality

Restaurants

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

Centipedes

Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.

Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.

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