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Jokes About Skeletons
What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Jokes About Skeletons
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.

Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.

Idiot

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

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