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Jokes About Skeletons
What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Jokes About Skeletons
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Apartments

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why did the airline pilot go to see a psychiatrist?
He thought that he was plane crazy.

Yesterday

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.

No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No! Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Driving

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

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