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Here are some jokes about skeletons. Get ready for a dose of spooky laughter with these rib-tickling skeleton jokes that will leave you in stitches!

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What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, 'I'm sorry, we don't serve food here.'

What does D.N.A. stand for?
The National Dyslexia Association

They say that an elephant never forgets. What has he got to remember?

Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

'Are you an avid reader?'
'I don't know. I never read Avid.'

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not to be, that is the question.

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