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Here are some jokes about skeletons. Get ready for a dose of spooky laughter with these rib-tickling skeleton jokes that will leave you in stitches!

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What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.

Why is winter the worst time of the year for a skeleton?
Because the cold goes right through them.

Why do skeletons laugh so often?
Because they have funny bones.

Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with.

Why are skeletons able to remain calm no matter what happens?
Nothing can get under their skin.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

What a hospital! Three o'clock in the morning, they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.

What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
Ice scream.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stanton.
Stanton, who?
Stanton out here in the cold is no fun.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.

Aside from being young and attractive, your best chance is to be elderly and wealthy.

What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.

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