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Jokes About Skeletons
What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Jokes About Skeletons
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.

Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.

Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!

Animal

Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.

Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow

Fred: Can you lend me a dollar please?
Joe: I'm sorry but I can't do that.
Fred: Why not?
Joe: Because I don't believe in passing the buck.

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