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Jokes About Shopping - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Are you ready for a laugh with this assortment of jokes and amusing stories centered around shops and shopping?Welcome to the hilariously entertaining world of retail humor!
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Store Owner: I'd just like to know one thing: Why do you always pick my store to rob?
Shoplifter: Because you always advertise such great bargains.
Shoplifter: Because you always advertise such great bargains.
Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.
'Do you like Chopin?'
'No, I'm getting tired walking from store to store.'
'No, I'm getting tired walking from store to store.'
Every time my wife goes shopping, she comes home with everything but money.
My wife has been missing for four days. I don't know whether she's left me or gone shopping.
'Give me dresses to match my eyes.'
'Sorry, we don't sell bloodshot dresses.'
'Sorry, we don't sell bloodshot dresses.'
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
She went shopping all day, but the only thing she got was a headache.
Customer: Do you have any camouflage jackets?
Assistant: Yes, we have lots of them, but we can't find them.
Assistant: Yes, we have lots of them, but we can't find them.
Lady Customer: Can I try on that dress in the window?
Assistant: If you really want to, but I think it would be better if you tried it on in the changing room.
Assistant: If you really want to, but I think it would be better if you tried it on in the changing room.