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Jokes About Shopping - Page 2
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
One day a boy asks "where's your bathroom?" "Right in the left back corner of the store", the manager said. So he walks into the bathroom and noticed there was no toilet just a bath. So he comes out and says "what gives there is no toilet in the bathroom". "Duh", said the manager "you didn't ask for a toilet room you asked for a bathroom"!
Submitted by: Taryn Marie O'Brien & Katy Amber Salomone
Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
This woman and her husband came out of the supermarket. She said, 'I'll put the shopping in the car and you get the baby.'
The husband said, 'Alright.' And off he went. A few minutes later he was back at the car.
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.' The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.' The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'
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It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
Pizza
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
Girlfriend
Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
Ring
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Horses
Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
Why did the airline pilot go to see a psychiatrist?
He thought that he was plane crazy.
He thought that he was plane crazy.