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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about shops and shopping.

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Jokes About Shopping
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Jokes About Shopping
One day a boy asks "where's your bathroom?" "Right in the left back corner of the store", the manager said. So he walks into the bathroom and noticed there was no toilet just a bath. So he comes out and says "what gives there is no toilet in the bathroom". "Duh", said the manager "you didn't ask for a toilet room you asked for a bathroom"!
Submitted by: Taryn Marie O'Brien & Katy Amber Salomone
Jokes About Shopping
Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Jokes About Shopping
This woman and her husband came out of the supermarket. She said, 'I'll put the shopping in the car and you get the baby.' The husband said, 'Alright.' And off he went. A few minutes later he was back at the car.
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.' The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Singing

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

Computers

Another megabytes the dust.

Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.

Dogs

I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?

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