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Jokes About Shopping
One day a boy asks "where's your bathroom?" "Right in the left back corner of the store", the manager said. So he walks into the bathroom and noticed there was no toilet just a bath. So he comes out and says "what gives there is no toilet in the bathroom". "Duh", said the manager "you didn't ask for a toilet room you asked for a bathroom"!
Submitted by: Taryn Marie O'Brien & Katy Amber Salomone
Jokes About Shopping
Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Jokes About Shopping
This woman and her husband came out of the supermarket. She said, 'I'll put the shopping in the car and you get the baby.' The husband said, 'Alright.' And off he went. A few minutes later he was back at the car.
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.' The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Why did the woman have her hair in a bun?
Because she had her nose in a cheeseburger.

Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

Elephants

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

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