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Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food. There are 94 jokes in this category.
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Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
A lady was picking through the frozen chickens in a supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked on of the staff, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.

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