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Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was the more dough he had to put round it.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner. 'This piece of cod isn't nearly so nice as the piece I had here a few weeks ago.'
- Absent minded Waiter. 'It ought to be sir, it's from the same fish.'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
My brother was in a restaurant. He said, 'Waiter, why is this pie squashed?'
The waiter said 'Well sir, you said "I want a pie, and step on it".'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
My brother was in a restaurant. He said to the waiter, 'You said this was the dish of the day.'
The waiter said, 'It was sir. One day last year.

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