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Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
Submitted by: John
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Two guys go into a small diner for breakfast, the waitress comes up and asks for their order. "I'll have two eggs over easy, toast, and juice." the first man says. "And I'll have two eggs scrambled, toast, and juice in a clean glass" says the other. The waitress comes some time later and asks "...now who gets the clean glass?"
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
A man went into a grocer's and saw a sign: 'Normal eggs 30p a dozen, square eggs 50p a dozen.' He asked the manager what the extra twenty pence was for.
'Ah,' came the reply, 'that's danger money for the chicken.'

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