Jokes About Restaurants & Food - Page 7

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.

Waiter: may I serve you?
Customer: yes,last week I had some yummy soup I would like to eat that.
Waiter: what is the soup called?
Customer: I don't know, something?
Waiter:Here's your something soup. It had dead eyeballs in it.

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."