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Jokes About Restaurants & Food
"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter: may I serve you?
Customer: yes,last week I had some yummy soup I would like to eat that.
Waiter: what is the soup called?
Customer: I don't know, something?
Waiter:Here's your something soup. It had dead eyeballs in it.
Submitted by: Katy Amber Salomone

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