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Jokes About Restaurants & Food - Page 4
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Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
Because they were in a jam!
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Submitted by: Joe
Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
Customer: This food tastes terrible. You told me that the meals here were just like the ones your mother used to make.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.