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Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Customer: This food tastes terrible. You told me that the meals here were just like the ones your mother used to make.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" asked the customer.
"We have Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.

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