Jokes About Restaurants & Food - Page 3

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.

What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.

Waiter: How did you know that we have a new member of staff doing the washing-up?
Diner: I noticed that the fingerprints on the glasses were different from the last time I was here.

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.