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Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter: How did you know that we have a new member of staff doing the washing-up?
Diner: I noticed that the fingerprints on the glasses were different from the last time I was here.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Submitted by: Joe

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