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Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
When we were kids my mum and dad took us to a French restaurant. My brother said, 'Mum, can I have some frogs legs?'
My mum said, 'Why, what's wrong with your own?'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
My mum and dad went into this restaurant. They said, 'Waiter, have you got spaghetti on the menu?'
The waiter said, 'Looks like it. I'll get a cloth and wipe it off.'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
My brother was in this restaurant. He said, 'Excuse me waiter, but I don't like the look of this cod.'
The waiter said, I'm sorry sir. if I'd known it was looks you were after I'd have got you a goldfish.'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.

Nice

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.

Frogs

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.

Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.

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