Jokes About Restaurants And Food - Page 9 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

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Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right, sir, it's not very hot.

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.

Diner: Waiter, I can't eat this soup.
Waiter: I'll get the manager, sir.
Diner: Manager, I can't eat this soup.
Manager: Sorry, sir. I'll get the chef.
Diner: Chef, I can't eat this soup.
Chef: What's wrong with it?
Diner: Nothing - I haven't got a spoon.

'Say, waiter, how come there's no coffee on the menu?'
'I wiped it off.'

'Say, waiter, is this chicken or veal pie?'
'Whichever you ordered, sir.'

'Say, waiter, this soup tastes like dishwater.'
'How do you know?'

'Say, waiter, this water is cloudy.'
'The water is okay, sir. Just the glass is dirty.'

'Waiter, get that fly out of my soup. I want to dine alone!'

'Waiter, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.'
'You couldn't have come to a better place, sir.'

'Waiter, this soup tastes watery.'
'Wait till you taste our coffee.'

'Waiter, would you bring me a smaller check?'

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