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Jokes About Restaurants And Food - Page 8 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
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Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. It'll be round.
Waiter: No, sir. It'll be round.
Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
A sign in the window of a restaurant: 'Eat now - Pay waiter.'
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good, sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
'Very good, sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Spare ribs.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Because they don't like fast food.