Jokes About Restaurants And Food - Page 5 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food.

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I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

Sponge cake: Dessert made from borrowed ingredients.

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.

Two roaches were eating garbage in an alley. 'I was at the new restaurant across the street,' one added. 'It's extremely clean! The kitchen is immaculate, and the floors gleam white. It's so clean, the entire place glows.' 'Please,' the other roach asked, frowning. 'Not when I eat!'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'
'I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor.'

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
'That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.

The customer inquired about the available ice cream flavors. The new waitress said in a raspy voice, "We offer Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate flavors."
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, 'Do you have laryngitis?'
'No....' replied the waitress with some effort, 'just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate.'

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