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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food.

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Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
' Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly swimming around in my soup.'
'No, sir. Actually, that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'

There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was, the more dough he had to put around it.

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'

A man went into a grocer's and saw a sign: 'Normal eggs 30p a dozen, square eggs 50p a dozen.' He asked the manager what the extra twenty pence was for.
'Ah,' came the reply, 'that's danger money for the chicken.'

Two guys go into a small diner for breakfast, the waitress comes up and asks for their order. 'I'll have two eggs over easy, toast, and juice.' the first man says. 'And I'll have two eggs scrambled, toast, and juice in a clean glass' says the other. The waitress comes some time later and asks '...now who gets the clean glass?'

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
'Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
'Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

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