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Jokes About Restaurants And Food - Page 14 - With 3 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food.
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Customer: Waiter, my turkey has gone off!
Waiter: Which way did it go?
Waiter: Which way did it go?
Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster soup.
Waiter: Would you expect to find angels in an angel cake?
Waiter: Would you expect to find angels in an angel cake?
Customer: Waiter does the band play requests?
Waiter: Yes, sir.
Customer: Then can you ask them to play cards until I've finished my meal?
Waiter: Yes, sir.
Customer: Then can you ask them to play cards until I've finished my meal?
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
American Humor
She was just a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.Lawyers
What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?The caterer.
Horses
How would you spell "hungry horse" with only four letters?M, T, G, G.
Dogs
What would it be called if Fairbanks, Alaska, passed a law outlawing all dogs?Dogless Fairbanks!
British Jokes
When Henry VIII came to the throne, what was the first thing he did?He sat down.
Change A Light Bulb
How many Blue Peter (UK children's TV program) presenters does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it and turn the old one into an attractive Christmas tree decoration.
Ghosts
Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?A skeleton staff took over.