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I'm just driving this way to annoy you.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.Work
Your job isStillbetter than asking, 'You want fries with that?' Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination. Bumper Stickers
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Slater.
Slater who?
Slater than you think.Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius, and the other is a blooming idiot. Men
Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it.