Jokes About Restaurants And Food - Page 12 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

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Waiter! There's a button in my salad.
Sorry sir, it must have come off the salad dressing.

Angry Customer: You're not fit to serve a pig.
Waiter: I'm doing my best sir.

"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
"Oh dear, now the chef has no meat to put in your entree!"

This table is reserved. The other is extroverted.

The three bears sit down at the breakfast table. Baby bear says, "who's been eating my porridge?" Daddy bear says, "who's been eating my porridge?" And mommy bear screams, "do we have to go through this every single morning?
I haven't made the porridge yet."

Customer: Waiter, can I have some undercooked fries, some gooey, cold beans and a fried egg coated in old grease?
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, but we couldn't possibly serve you anything like that.
Customer: Why not? That's what you served me yesterday.

Customer: Waiter, you haven't given me a teaspoon with my cup of tea.
Waiter: Sorry sir we have run out of them. But I can tell the orchestra to play something stirring.

Have you seen a man-eating tiger?
No, but I've seen a man eating fish and chips.

He thinks that a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Waiter: Are you the filleted mackerel, sir?
Customer: No, I'm the lonely sole with an empty plaice waiting for someone to fillet.

Diner: Waiter, this pancake tastes terrible.
Waiter: That's because you've just eaten the paper plate, sir.

Diner: Waiter, there's no turtle in this turtle soup.
Waiter: Of course not, and there's no horse in the horseradish sauce either.

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