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Jokes About Rabbits - 14 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Are you ready for a hoppy time with these jokes featuring everyone's favorite fluffy creatures - bunny rabbits? There are 14 jokes in this category.
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What do rabbits do when they get married?
Go on bunnymoon.
Go on bunnymoon.
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a cake?
A cream bunny.
A cream bunny.
What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
Hot cross bunnies.
Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
A bunny ribbit.
How do rabbits cool down in the summer?
They have a hair conditioner.
They have a hair conditioner.
How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
In a hareplane.
Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
A millionhare.
What do rabbits do when they get married?
They live hoppily ever after.
They live hoppily ever after.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
Unique up on it.