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Jokes About Rabbits - 14 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Are you ready for a hoppy time with these jokes featuring everyone's favorite fluffy creatures - bunny rabbits? There are 14 jokes in this category.

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What do rabbits do when they get married?
Go on bunnymoon.
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a cake?
A cream bunny.
What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
How do rabbits cool down in the summer?
They have a hair conditioner.
How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
What do rabbits do when they get married?
They live hoppily ever after.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

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