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Jokes About Rabbits - Page 1
Here are some jokes about rabbits. There are 8 jokes in this category.
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What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
A millionhare.
Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
In a hareplane.
How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
They have air conditioning.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a
frog?
A bunny ribbit.
A bunny ribbit.
What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
Bugs bunny.
Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
Hot cross bunnies.