Jokes About Rabbits - Page 2 - With 1 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Are you ready for a hoppy time with these jokes featuring everyone's favorite fluffy creatures - bunny rabbits?

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What do you call a row of rabbits that takes a step backwards?
A receding hare-line.

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What Do You Get?

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.

Insults

You are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.

Restaurants Food

Did you hear about the nasty chef?
He liked to batter the fish and beat the eggs.

Why Was?

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

Dogs

In some ways, a dog is better than a wife. The license is cheaper, you have no In-laws, and it already comes with a fur coat.

Blondes

Why was the blonde dismissed from the M&M factory?
She was throwing away the W's.

Sports

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'

Ghosts

This butler came running into the master's room. He said, 'Sir, there's a ghost outside in the corridor. What shall I do?'
The master said, 'Tell him I can't see him.

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