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Jokes About Psychiatrists - Page 2
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about psychiatrists.
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Danny: My year of psychoanalysis was a complete failure!
Sandy: Aren't you cured?
Danny: That depends on what you call a cure. A year ago I was Julius Caesar, now I'm a nobody.
Sandy: Aren't you cured?
Danny: That depends on what you call a cure. A year ago I was Julius Caesar, now I'm a nobody.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Rush
Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
King Kong
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
Are you my mother?
Sound
Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
Dalmatians
Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Because they are always spotted.
Lawyers
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
From chasing parked ambulances.