Jokes About Pigs - Page 3 - With 5 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more jokes about pigs.

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Why should you never tell a pig your secrets?
Because pigs are squeelers.

If your pig becomes ill how should you take it to the hospital?
In a Hambulance.

Where do hogs go when they need to get a loan?
To a piggy bank.

What do you call a blood-sucking pig?
A hampire.

What do you call a pig that is able to climb up the side of a tall building?
Spiderham.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Did you hear about the town gossip?
They say that she has a great sense of rumor.

He is crazy about electricity. Should we call him an electric fan?

He's as useful as dinosaur repellent.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change it to what?

We call our boss the caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
He got where he is today by crawling.

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail, and flies?
A dead cat.

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

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