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Jokes About Pigs - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Are you looking for some jokes about pigs and piglets? Well, here they are.
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Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
Because he was an old boar.
Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
Because he was an old bore.
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
They both can be found in a pen.
Where do pigs meet when they get to New York?
In Central Pork.
In Central Pork.
Why do baby pigs eat so much? They all want to make hogs of themselves.
How do you stop a pig smelling?
You put a clothes peg on its nose.
You put a clothes peg on its nose.
What is a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
Swine Lake.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because it was always running out of the pen!
Because it was always running out of the pen!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
A pork chop!
What do you call a multi-story pig-pen?
You call it a styscraper.
You call it a styscraper.
When you are at a party what type of pig should you try to avoid?
A wild bore.
A wild bore.
What does the little pig get every morning from it's parents?
Hogs and kisses.
Hogs and kisses.