Jokes About Pigs - Page 2

Are you looking for some jokes about pigs and piglets? Well, here they are.

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What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.

Where do pigs meet when they get to New York?
In Central Pork.

Why do baby pigs eat so much? They all want to make hogs of themselves.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

30-Year Friendship Ends At Alter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Conan.
Conan who?
Conan the cob.

Who used to give presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

'What makes you think your husband is getting tired of you?'
'He hasn't been home for seven years.'

Your mum is so poor she followed a bin van with a shopping trolley.

Why were the Indians the first people in America?
They had reservations.

Teacher: Today, I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?

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