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Jokes About Pigs
How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
Jokes About Pigs
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
Jokes About Pigs
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
Jokes About Pigs
A man was out for a walk one day and on his travels he wandered through a farm. Strangely, he saw a pig with a wooden leg! This intrigued him so much he found the farmer and quizzed him about it.
"This be no ordinary pig" said the farmer. "For example, only two days ago there was a fire in the chicken shed when I was away from the farm. The pig noticed this and immediately went and let all the chickens out into the yard. He then phoned for the fire brigade and came straight back to hold the fire until they arrived!"
"And a few weeks ago, I was driving my tractor down a steep hill, when I lost control and the vehicle overturned - knocking me unconscious! The pig saw this, phoned for the ambulance and then rushed to the tractor and pulled me clear of the cab just before it set on fire."
The farmer was just about to launch into another tale when the man said "Yes yes, but what about the wooden leg?"
"Well" said the farmer "when you've got an pig as good as that, you don't eat it all at once!"
Jokes About Pigs
My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!

What is grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant.

Girlfriend

Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.

Bankrupt

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

A Truckload

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.

Cricket

I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.

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