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Jokes About Parrots - Page 2 - With 2 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Parrots never fail to make us smile, whether it's through their playful behaviors or their astonishing precision in mimicking our speech.

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What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you know who I am by now.

British Jokes

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Yo Mama

Yo momma's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it!

Miscellaneous

'Did you say ice cream?'
'No. You hardly speak above a whisper.'

Did You Hear About?

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius, and the other is a blooming idiot.

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my wife keeps thinking that she is a piano.
How does she feel?
Grand.

Questions

If you don't pay the exorcist, are you repossessed?

Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

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