Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you know who I am by now. British Jokes
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?Yo Mama
Yo momma's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it!Miscellaneous
'Did you say ice cream?'
'No. You hardly speak above a whisper.' Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius, and the other is a blooming idiot. Doctors
Doctor, doctor, my wife keeps thinking that she is a piano.
How does she feel?
Grand.Questions
If you don't pay the exorcist, are you repossessed? Computers
Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.