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Jokes About Parents - Page 1
Here are some jokes about parents. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
Mum and Dad!
Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
Mama and papa.
I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
Once there lived a family of very snobbish King Edward potatoes. The daughter of the family had just celebrated her eighteenth birthday and her parents decided that it was time for them to find a suitable match for her. They suggested all the eligible young bachelor potatoes but no name seemed to satisfy their wilful daughter. Finally in desperation her mother asked her daughter who she would like to be her husband.
The daughter thought for a moment and then said: 'David Coleman.'
'But, my dear,' said her mother in a shocked voice, 'you can't marry David Coleman. After all, he's only a common rater!'
The daughter thought for a moment and then said: 'David Coleman.'
'But, my dear,' said her mother in a shocked voice, 'you can't marry David Coleman. After all, he's only a common rater!'
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Christmas
What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
Christmas
What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!
Ewele-tide Carols!
Caught
Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
He caught his wife in the act.
Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers.
Landlord
The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
Computer Dating
"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."