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Here are some jokes about parents. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Parents
What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
Jokes About Parents
Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
Jokes About Parents
She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
Jokes About Parents
What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
Jokes About Parents
I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
Jokes About Parents
Once there lived a family of very snobbish King Edward potatoes. The daughter of the family had just celebrated her eighteenth birthday and her parents decided that it was time for them to find a suitable match for her. They suggested all the eligible young bachelor potatoes but no name seemed to satisfy their wilful daughter. Finally in desperation her mother asked her daughter who she would like to be her husband.
The daughter thought for a moment and then said: 'David Coleman.'
'But, my dear,' said her mother in a shocked voice, 'you can't marry David Coleman. After all, he's only a common rater!'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

If a girl who works in a candy store is five feet three inches tall, and wears size five shoes, what does she weigh?
Candy.

Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

Bowling

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.

Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.