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Jokes About Parents - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are a few playful jokes and funny stories about parents and parenthood. Get ready to crack a smile with these guaranteed winners! There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Once, there lived a family of very snobbish King Edward potatoes. Their daughter had just celebrated her eighteenth birthday, and her parents decided it was time for them to find a suitable match for her. They suggested all the eligible young bachelor potatoes, but no name seemed to satisfy their willful daughter. Finally, in desperation, her mother asked her daughter who she would like to be her husband.
The daughter thought for a moment and then said: 'David Coleman.'
'But, my dear,' said her mother in a shocked voice, 'you can't marry David Coleman. After all, he's only a common rater!'

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

What are your parents' names?
Mama and Papa.

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary, so they called her 'Peg'.

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day, he'll probably be a parent.

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.

Insults

I'm not a genius, you're just stupid.

Bugs

What do you call a nervous insect?
A jitterbug.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!

Weddings

'Are you a friend of the groom?'
'Indeed, no. I'm the bride's mother.'

Witches

What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates.

Scottish Jokes

Young Jock MacTavish got down on his knees to propose to her when a 10p piece dropped out of his pocket and rolled under the sofa. She had lost interest in the 20 minutes it took him to find it.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?