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Here are some jokes about parents. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Parents
What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
Jokes About Parents
Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
Jokes About Parents
She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
Jokes About Parents
What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
Jokes About Parents
I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
Jokes About Parents
Once there lived a family of very snobbish King Edward potatoes. The daughter of the family had just celebrated her eighteenth birthday and her parents decided that it was time for them to find a suitable match for her. They suggested all the eligible young bachelor potatoes but no name seemed to satisfy their wilful daughter. Finally in desperation her mother asked her daughter who she would like to be her husband.
The daughter thought for a moment and then said: 'David Coleman.'
'But, my dear,' said her mother in a shocked voice, 'you can't marry David Coleman. After all, he's only a common rater!'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Beef

What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!

She looks even worse than her passport photo.

Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.

Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.