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Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Birds
What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
Whoo-dunnits.
Q. A blonde had used up all of her sick days so what did she do?
A. She called in dead.
A. She called in dead.
Horses
What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
A ladder in her stocking
A ladder in her stocking
Cats
And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
C, A, T
Zebra
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
Tarzan stripes forever.