Home / Jokes About Mothers - Page 1

Jokes About Mothers - Page 1

Here are some jokes about mothers. There are 7 jokes in this category.

This is page 1 of 1. Showing jokes 1 to 7

Jokes About Mothers
My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
Jokes About Mothers
Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
Jokes About Mothers
Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
Jokes About Mothers
Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Jokes About Mothers
John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
Jokes About Mothers
Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
Jokes About Mothers
Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!