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What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Rain
Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
Why do ducks look so sad?
Because when they preen their feathers they get down in the mouth.
Talk
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Sculptor
Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
Alimony - the cost of loving.
Bookkeeper
Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.
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