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Jokes About Monsters - Page 3
Here are more of our jokes about monsters, skeletons, ghouls, ghosts, vampires, and other scary creatures.
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What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Frank Einstein.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
UFO
What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
An unidentified crying object.
Skeletons
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Spareribs.
Vegetables
Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
Button mushrooms.
Professors
Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
Dad: Son, what do you want for your 18th birthday?
Son: Just a radio, dad... With a sports car around it.
Son: Just a radio, dad... With a sports car around it.
Kitten
Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.