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Jokes About Monsters - Page 3
Here are more of our jokes about monsters, skeletons, ghouls, ghosts, vampires, and other scary creatures.
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What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Frank Einstein.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Waiter
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
So you want to become my son-in-law?
Not exactly. I just want to marry your daughter.
Not exactly. I just want to marry your daughter.
Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
Divorce
We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
Ford Off road, if it ain't a Ford you either have to DODGE it or the trail or pull it out cus its sunk like a ROCK