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Here are more of our jokes about monsters, skeletons, ghouls, ghosts, vampires, and other scary creatures.

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Jokes About Monsters
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Jokes About Monsters
What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
Jokes About Monsters
How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
Jokes About Monsters
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Rain

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!

Why do ducks look so sad?
Because when they preen their feathers they get down in the mouth.

Talk

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Sculptor

Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.

Alimony - the cost of loving.

Bookkeeper

Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.

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