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Here are more of our jokes about monsters, skeletons, ghouls, ghosts, vampires, and other scary creatures.

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Jokes About Monsters
Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
Jokes About Monsters
When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
Jokes About Monsters
What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
Jokes About Monsters
Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Jokes About Monsters
Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
Jokes About Monsters
Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
Submitted by: Alec
Jokes About Monsters
Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
Jokes About Monsters
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Jokes About Monsters
What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
Jokes About Monsters
How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.

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