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Jokes About Monsters - Page 2
Here are some jokes about monsters and other spooky creatures. Get ready to welcome some serious belly laughs with our collection of monster jokes!
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Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
Because he was dead-icated!
What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
Frankenpine.
What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
They like to unwind.
What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
They toast the bride and groom.
What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
A lazybones.
Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
To his summer Hyde-away.
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
He was all wound up!
Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
The Loch Mess Monster!
What is a mummy's favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
A wrap!
Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
Hyde-and-seek.
What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!
Fish and ships!