Car Drivers
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car in it, man.Why Was?
Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven ate nine.Scottish Jokes
What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you. Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby days are here again!What Did?
What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.Vacation
The seaside resort we visited last summer for our vacation was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.Why Was?
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.