'I'd go through anything for you.'
'Let's start with your bank account.'
An allowance is what you pay your children to live with you.
Why do banks have so many branches if money doesn't grow on trees?
The man who writes the bank's advertising is not the man who makes the loans.
A fool and his money are some party.
What is a doughnut?
A person who is really crazy about money.
Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.
The best way to save yourself money is to try and forget who you borrowed it from.
Money can't buy everything - that's why we have credit cards.
It's true that money can't buy you happiness, but it can help you choose your own form of misery.
Don't count your checks before they are cashed.
"You're looking for a bank cashier?
I thought you hired one last week?"
"That's the one we are looking for."