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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about marriage and married life.

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Married men make the best salesmen because they are used to taking orders.
They lived happily until the day they got married.
When I asked her father for her hand in marriage, he said, 'Take the whole girl or nothing!'
My wife and I had twenty years of happiness, and then we met.
When you are dating... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married... He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When we got married I told my wife I wanted to set the world on fire. After three years of being married to her I wanted to set myself on fire.
"Are you fond of nuts?"
"Is this a marriage proposal?"
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
The daughter, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
A pessimist is a married optimist.
Two women go to talking at the supermarket, and one asked the other, "How many times have you been married?"
"Four times," she answered.
"What were their professions?" the other one asked.
"A millionaire, an actor, a preacher, and an undertaker....one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
She wanted to marry a waiter, but he had reservations.

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