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Jokes About Judges - Page 2 - With 2 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Let's add some fun to the serious realm of law and court! Judges are famed for their severity, yet behind those solemn robes, they may just grin at these jokes.
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Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any member of the jury?"
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can beat that little fellow on this end..."
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can beat that little fellow on this end..."
What do you call a judge who has no fingers?
Justice Thumbs.
Justice Thumbs.
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Wives
My wife says I only have two faults — everything I say and everything I do.