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Jokes About Insects - Page 1
Here are some jokes about insects. There are 4 jokes in this category.
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How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
One, two, flea, go.
What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
Newlywebs.
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
It had a suite tooth.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Flies
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Prison
Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
Coffee
What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
Count Dunkula.
Retire
Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
Dinosaurs
What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Computer Programmers
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.