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Jokes About Insects - Page 1
Here are some jokes about insects. There are 5 jokes in this category.
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Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
Because he was very bright for his age.
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
One, two, flea, go.
What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
Newlywebs.
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
It had a suite tooth.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Roman
Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
Julius Sneezer!
Boyfriends
Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
Sorry
"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.
So he would be able to do pork chops.
Snooker
John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
Horses
What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
A little horse play