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Jokes About Insects - Page 1


Here are some jokes about insects. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Insects
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
Jokes About Insects
What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
Jokes About Insects
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Jokes About Insects
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Christmas

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.

Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.

Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.

A Locomotive

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?