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Jokes About Insects - Page 1


Here are some jokes about insects. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Insects
Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
Jokes About Insects
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
Jokes About Insects
What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
Jokes About Insects
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Jokes About Insects
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


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Yo' mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!

Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.

A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.

Fish

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.

Football

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?