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Jokes About Insects - Page 1

Here are some jokes about insects. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Insects
Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
Jokes About Insects
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
Jokes About Insects
What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Jokes About Insects
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Jokes About Insects
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.


John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.


What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play