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Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Yo' mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
Hippy
What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
A Mutt
What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
Fish
I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.
Football
Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?