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Jokes About Insects - Page 1

Here are some jokes about insects. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Insects
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
Jokes About Insects
What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Jokes About Insects
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Jokes About Insects
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.


Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.


What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.


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What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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