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How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
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Roman
Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
Boyfriends
Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
Sorry
"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.
Snooker
John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
Horses
What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play