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Jokes About Insects - Page 1
Here are some jokes about insects. There are 4 jokes in this category.
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How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
One, two, flea, go.
What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
Newlywebs.
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
It had a suite tooth.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Christmas
Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
At a snowball.
Stamps
How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
12
Cows
Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
In a moo-seum.
Sausages
Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
They're long enough already.
A Locomotive
What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.
A choo choo Twain.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?