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Jokes About Idiots - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Welcoming you to a world full of stupid people where making people laugh is the best medicine, and being stupid is the main event. These jokes will make you think of times when you did something just as foolish.
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Did you hear about the idiot who was given a pair of water skis?
He spend the rest of his life looking for a sloping lake.
He spend the rest of his life looking for a sloping lake.
Did you hear about the idiot who tried to kill himself?
He jumped out a basement window.
He jumped out a basement window.
What did the idiot say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Did you hear about the idiot skydiver?
He was killed when his snorkel and flippers failed to open.
He was killed when his snorkel and flippers failed to open.
When an idiot was baking a cake and it said on the recipe to separate two eggs, she put one in the kitchen and one in the dining room.
Two idiots are trapped on an Iceberg:
Idiot 1: We're saved, we're saved.
Idiot 2: How do ye know that?
Idiot 1: Here comes the Titanic.
Idiot 1: We're saved, we're saved.
Idiot 2: How do ye know that?
Idiot 1: Here comes the Titanic.
What do you call a idiot in a tree with a briefcase?
A Branch Manager.
A Branch Manager.
Did you hear about the idiot who bought a Trans-Am?
It took him a month to realize he could drive it at night.
It took him a month to realize he could drive it at night.
George: Did you hear about the idiot who always answers "no" when he is asked a question?
Fred: No.
Fred: No.
Two idiots were walking down a road when a truck full of grass turf went by.
"Do you know, said one, if I ever become rich that's what I'll have done - send my lawn away to be cut."
"Do you know, said one, if I ever become rich that's what I'll have done - send my lawn away to be cut."
I can't understand why the critics said that only an idiot would have liked watching that television program. I really enjoyed it.
Did you hear about the idiot who tried to swim the English channel?
He was halfway across when he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back again.
He was halfway across when he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back again.